Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Love Client #9

Hat tip to Joey Novick of NJ Politics Unusual

He’s trekkin’ down south to the Beltway hub;
To book a hooker from the Emperor’s Club
Their club’s got girls that are really so devine,
Guv Spitzer’s now known as Love Client Number 9.

The IRS noticed he was playing tricks
Stashing away bucks just to pay his chicks.
His career was moving up, but now it’s in decline.
‘Cause Spitzer’s now known as Love Client Number 9.

On Wall Street’s corporate beat, he gave them a fright.
He prosecuted crime bosses all day and all night,
By prostitution rings, guess he did things right;
They helped his flag gettin’ raised by dawn’s early light.

He laid his pipe at the Mayflower Hotel.
Never thought that his call girls would tell.
Was the New York Guv and now he will resign;
‘Cause Spitzer’s now known as Love Client Number 9.

Love Client Number 9.
Love Client Number 9.
Love Client Number 9......

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm not that familiar with New York law. Does Patterson now automatically succeed to become Love Client No. 9?