Tuesday, March 28, 2006

OK Freddy, who am I?


From today's APP article:
Niemann said he chose the [terrorist] analogy to illustrate what he called the "underground and covert" nature of a faction in the county party that he claims is small, yet subversive.

"These individuals never disclose themselves. They communicate by way of blogs, gossip and rumor," Niemann said. "I know who they are. But I believe in the (Ronald) Reagan commandment: Do not publicly criticize anyone in your party."


That Ronald Reagan reference is funny. You call us terrorists and then say you follow the 11th commandment.

Your days are numbered Freddy boy, but I have a deal for you:

Send an email to BillSewardnj@aol.com with my real name in the subject line within 10 minutes of hearing about this post and I'll make a $3,000.00 contribution to the PAC of your choice.

Get it wrong, and you resign immediately. I'll reveal my real identity to prove you got it wrong, upon release of your resignation letter. So Fred, do you know who I am? This offer expires at 7pm, March 28, 2006.

19 comments:

Art Gallagher said...

OK, times up. Maybe your in a meeting, I'll give you until 10am Weds March 29.

No cheating!

Honest Abe said...

So, ya hear from him, Mr. Secretary?

Honest Ibrahim bin-Tuma al-Linqun

Honest Abe said...

Guess not.

Honest Ibrahim bin-Tuma al-Linqun

Art Gallagher said...

Not a word Abe.

Oh Damn! I just revealed my true identity!

Forget it Fred, 10am is off.

O Ima-bin Fishin said...

We know who ALL you bloggers are!!

Downtowner said...

bill:

a bold and decisive move. gutsy and strong, keep up the good work.

Teddy Roosevelt said...

Mr. Seward can we all get in on that action?

Art Gallagher said...

Teddy Roosevelt said...
Mr. Seward can we all get in on that action?

TR,

I don't see why not. If Fred can identify you I'm sure he would be happy to accept your money.

If you are asking if I would donate to a PAC of your choice if you can identify me, I would consider it, but what do I get if you are wrong?

Downtowner said...

when politicians attack...

it is well known that when doberman's strike out at their masters it is usually because of a brain swelling. with that said, the same is true of politicians.

the size of their brains swell to fantastic proportions and they go mad from the sheer magnatude of themselves.

so, it is not unusual that a politician, much like fred, might experience an incredible inflation of his gray matter leading to the entirely reasonable conclusion (in his gigantic world) that all are set against him. enemies of the state ... and maybe even god.

so how far away are people who disagree with fred and international terrorism, as we can see it is only a hop, skip and jump. this was how the panama canal was lost people! something must be done! quick... someone tax something.

Art Gallagher said...

Well the 7pm and 10am deadline for Fred has passed.

Fred will be out of office in short order, and I will have my $3,000.00 unless TR comes up with a gambit to spark my interest.

To paraphrase Kaiser Sose,

GO FRED GO

And don't come back

Downtowner said...

forget your dog...they're hunting down goldfish next week. i heard there's a list with the name and address of every goldfish in monmouth county on it that belongs to a treacherous, islamic republican.

next...black mollies. no, dogs will be among the last. perhaps it is only cats that will be left to tell the story of the tragedy.

Art Gallagher said...

Fred stole my picture!

Teddy Roosevelt said...

Mr Seward, I am too cheap to donate $3000 and even though I do not think I can loose I was taught not to bet what you can not afford to loose. How about you donate $100 to the candidate of my choice if I guess you and vica versa. Plus if I guess I will tell you what gave you away. Plus if we guess right lets keep it to ourselves. Why spoil the fun.

Teddy Roosevelt said...

Duh I meant lose not loose

Downtowner said...

elephants:

there are plenty of decaffeinated coffees on the market that are just as good as caffeinated ones.

you seem a little preoccupied. this isn't about me. it isn't about you. and, humor is a way of having fun. politics is supposed to have an element of fun in it. it's the carnival of government outside the main tent of office.

you seem very angry but that's really something that exists outside of politics. that's more about what you have going on with whatever. so, i wish you well. but, i'm not really about getting anyone elected from any party. sorry, just speculating about what i think sucks and what i think is right. sorry if you are personalizing this stuff but that's not really anyone's issue but yours.

aloha, dude.

Art Gallagher said...

"Teddy Roosevelt said...
Mr Seward, I am too cheap to donate $3000 and even though I do not think I can loose I was taught not to bet what you can not afford to loose. How about you donate $100 to the candidate of my choice if I guess you and vica versa. Plus if I guess I will tell you what gave you away. Plus if we guess right lets keep it to ourselves. Why spoil the fun."

TR,

OK...send the email with my real name in the subject line and put the name of candidate of your choice in the body of the email. I'l tell you if you get it right and donate to your candidate. If you get it wrong, I tell you the candidate I would like you to donate to.

I don't think I know who you are, so I don't want to bet on that.

the inside airbather said...

Elephants not donkeys. You said Jim Purcell is exposed. Is he taking an air bath?

Downtowner said...

airbather:

no, i am on the record as anti-airbath. with airbather in your name that has to mean you aren't. since that is your decision, i am just glad it is inside. but it's america, you do have a constitutional right to do ...whatever. more power to you.

Art Gallagher said...

TR....

I'm still waiting to hear from you.