Saturday, February 02, 2008

Funny Man: Not

The Record's Herb Jackson reports on the jokes Corzine told to the NJ State Chamber dinner in Washington this week:

"It's clear God had a plan for me," Corzine told the crowd of more than 1,000 at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel. "Some people like the plan. Some don't."

"After the last few weeks of town meetings … it really builds my confidence to think about people who would pay $275 for such a trip. It'll cost you that to take the Turnpike soon."

"Contrary to popular belief, I don't actually print money in my basement and we only make so much by forcing Steve Lonegan to pay bail."

What happened to the writers stike?

Watch out for a increase in the alcohol tax. Jackson reports that a bartender at the Wardman said, "The New Jersey people drink more than anybody else all year."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Those Jokes are not funny they are offensive to the taxpayors of this state. This shows what he really thinks of the little guy.
Typical elitist I know whats best for you democrat.