Friday, August 01, 2008

Friday Funny


Going back to blogging anonymously.

Long term readers of MoreMonmouthMusings will remember that I started writing this blog anonymously.

Well, many of my friends and family have become concerned about me, my safety and their own, given the controversy this blog as been generating about race lately. There is also concern on the part of professional and political associates, as my critics would rather keep harping on how I started this conversation, rather than engage in it.

The CourierNAACP DEMOCRAT, the NAACP, and Middletown Democrats are out to smear my good name, as well as those of my friends and affiliates by association.

Therefore, this blog will heretofore be written by William H Seward.

Apologies to Barry Goldwater for piggy backing on his Friday Fun.

1 comment:

James Hogan said...

Mr. Seward, like a cartoon, is a perfectly safe character.

For example, it is acceptable for South Park characters to use foul language and toilet humor, as well as depict horrific deaths and other repulsive scenes, because they are just cartoons. Everyone knows that cartoons aren't some artistic display from humans, they are just cartoons..... such a sad state of affairs.

In case you're too busy worrying about this topic, today in the rest of the world... UAE/Abu Dhabi will be spending $500m USD on nuclear power from a US company (more) and aren't we trying to make sure that Iran doesn't make use of that same technology at the same time?

Or maybe Pam Anderson building a hotel in Abu Dhabi catches some interest?

Say... how is funding for that NJ to NYC transit tunnel coming? Funding for those old and failing bridges, roads, sidewalks, non-existent bike paths. How much did your property taxes rise this year? Mine only went up about $200... not bad right... just $700 more than they were 3 years ago...bad right.. good thing I live in a poor Abbott District because other nearby towns saw much higher rate increases.

Anyhow, it's a good thing everyone is so concerned about making sure Art, I mean William, has no right to free speech because clearly there are no larger issues at hand, we're doing so well here in the US.

F-ing Doomed. [/soapbox]