Thanks Sue!

Sunken City Sue said...
EXTRA EXTRA
(With apologies to Bill Haley & his Comets)

Gather round ev'rybody
Gonna tell you a story
About a little fellow
He's really very mellow
Sells a weekly paper
In Middletown, USA

Now he's gettin' capers
Peddlin' his papers
Spreads a lot of "sunshine"
Daytime or nighttime
Brightens up the corner
In Middletown, USA

Well, EXTRA EXTRA, read all about it
EXTRA EXTRA, just sing and shout it
A sharp-tongued hack
In a shoe-button hat
In his spare time he rocks and he rolls!

Shoutin' with the rhythm
Ya gotta get with it
Dyed hair and pug nose
Cries for Caliendo
That's the Lil' Paperboy
In Middletown, USA