Wasser Watch

Lightshines said...

With all of the quotes and articles about Wasser, we haven't really given him a chance to give his side. So we sent out our ace reporter Tevye to get Wasser's take on all this:

If I faked a Doctorate,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I faked a Doctorate.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I faked a PH, biddy biddy PH,
PHD from BS, BSU.

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
Using taxpayers money, naturally.
I’d have me one great career just going up,
And a District even longer coming down,
And education leading nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my schools with cheats and turkeys and quacks and losers
For the towns to see and hear.
And rent-a-cops just as hostile as they can be

And each loud "hey" and "yo" and "shut up your mouth"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here rules a powerful man."

If I faked a Doctorate,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I faked a Doctorate.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I faked a PH, biddy biddy PH,
PHD from BS, BSU.