Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Assfacia


Assfacia is a prevalent yet rarely talked about condition. The condition manifests when the nerve that connects the face to the rectum is inflamed, giving he patient "some nerve" and a crappy outlook on life.

The condition is best treated benignly and holistically through the consumption of humble pie. When the patient denies the condition and/or refuses to consume the pie, the condition exacerbates to extreme levels and more aggressive measures are warranted. At this point the patient's hind quarters should be inflamed with hard swift kicks until the tear ducts release sufficient quantities of moisture to clear the patient's outlook and induce a normal level of humility.

An example of such a case can be found in Monmouth County, New Jersey. A previously esteemed school superintendent was found to have participated in fraudulent academic activity, false bravado and excessive remuneration based on the fraud.

Patient has refused to consume the pie or return the remuneration. He continues to justify by protesting that he has done all that the law requires, while continuing to enjoy his ill gotten gains.

Aggressive treatment is indicated.

Wasser watch.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The School Board that let this happen should be excoriated. This article has created the misimpression that this is common. The many hundreds of School Boards that prevent such situations, and run some of the best schools in the USA should also be recognized for the admirable job they do for children dn taxpayers in NJ.
That is only fair.
-EthicsCount

Anonymous said...

The ill-gotten gains from this bogus worthless paper must be returned by Mr. Wasser, and the rest of the gang.

The Council on Higher Education ruled this "school" was a unduly authorized institution. Therefore, all monies should be retroactive to day one.

This will not go away; The chant of "we must go on--timne to move forward" will not be undertaken until the districdt is repaid.

If the district is not repaid, it just shows students that cheating does in fact pay.

This is not over!

---Jim Sage
Marlboro

Anonymous said...

Agree with everything but one. Your statement that he was a "A previously esteemed school superintendent" is not true. When he was hired, there were massive protests because everyone knew he was a political hire (connected to Doria) and was the only assistant superintendant at the time WITHOUT a doctorate. Moreover, he had not shown any ability to run a school district, had an awful personality and have never even been a principal let alone any other position that might qualify him to be the superintendent of the largest regional school district in the state. Then, after he took over, he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Ten employees signed a letter to the attorney general. The attorney general (you remember the string of attorneys general we had - one criminal after another) was controlled by Doria (there's that name again) and dropped the case. In the meantime, Wasser harassed each of the ten employees until they left the district. Many of them sued, and the taxpayers picked up the legal bills in the hundreds of thousands of dollars to defend Wasser. Some of the cases were settled at yet another cost to the taxpayers. It doesn't get any lower than this guy. It doesn't get any more corrupt than this guy. Unfortunately, with a democratic U.S. Attorney, no one will be looking into Doria's role in supporting this guy.

Anonymous said...

Gee,
The law states you must get an academic degree from a "duly authorized" institution. This means the school must be accredited. Therefore, if the stipulation that he can to to a school of his choosing is in his contract, it is implied that it is accredited.

Hey, its the law.