Criminal Simulation

Ryan Ward of Toms River was sentenced to time served, two years probation and banned from Belmar bars and restaurants for impersonating Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain.

What will Jon Corzine's penalty be for impersonating a financial wizard, an ethics reformer, a property tax cutter and a gay rights advocate?

Corzine appeared before the Greater New York Human Rights Gala last weekend and pledged to sign a marriage equality bill "when it reaches his desk."

Here's a video of his appearance:



Hat tip to Save Jersey

What are the chances of a marrriage equality bill reaching Corzine's desk this year?

"Hold me accountable" Corzine told the Human Rights Gala that is was time for politicians to stand up and "do what's right." He equated the issue to stopping genocide in Dafur.

Since he feels so strongly about marriage equality, Corzine should schedule Town Hall meetings throughout the state like he did to promote his 800% toll increase plan to promote a marriage equality act. Otherwise, he should be banned from Human Rights Galas, MSNBC and Rocca Riccio's book signings.