Monday, February 16, 2009

Sometimes I get the strangest comments

The Supermarket Mystery Shopper said...
Sung to "Oye Cómo Va" ---(with apologizes to Carlos Santana)
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(((En el ajo!)))

Oye ¿cómo va?
El Gobernador,
es buena para reírse,
Él idiota.

Oye ¿cómo va?
El Gobernador,
tiene ensalada
para los cerebros.

Él tiene ensalada,
para los cerebros!
Él tiene ensalada,
para los cerebros!

Para los cerebros! La lechuga ...
Cabeza de la lechuga, verde!
Para los cerebros! La lechuga ...
Cabeza de la lechuga, verde!

Verde!Verde!Verde!Verde!Verde!Verde!Verde!
la lechuga!

Él no cree que antes de que hable.
(((el ajo me repite!)))
Él no cree que antes de que hable.
(((el ajo me repite!)))
Él no cree que antes de que hable.
(((el ajo me repite!)))

((++musica instrumental++))

(((repetir)))
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"Google Translate"

In other news, Save Jersey's Zebulon Pike reports that the legislature will vote on a medical marijuana bill next week.

3 comments:

Art Gallagher said...

I have absolutely no idea what this means.

ESedler said...

hahah..the translation is pretty funny..

I'm about the most conservative person I know on law and order type issues, but I'm even in the middle on the medical marijuana bill. The argument that it's for suffering people where medicine just doesn't work is a good one, considering the stoners will get marijuana the way they usually do anyway. If people are suffering with cancer or whatever else it may be, why not let them try alleviating the pain with marijuana?

If it was a decriminalization bill like lessening the fines or making a certain amount legal for all, I'd be leading the forces against it. Since it isn't and there are regulations set up for who it goes to in the bill, it's hard to agree that this will just make weed easier to obtain for potheads. They can probably get it cheaper from their dealers anyway..

And I'm someone who really dislikes potheads and thinks it is a gateway drug.

The only part I'm iffy about is enforcement and the giveaway of pot plants..I want to know how that'll be regulated.

Anonymous said...

It hears: how does it go?
The Governor,
it is good to laugh,
Idiotic he.

It hears: how does it go?
The Governor,
it has salad
for the brains.

He has salad,
for the brains!
He has salad,
for the brains!

For the brains! The lettuce...
Head of the lettuce, green!
For the brains! The lettuce...
Head of the lettuce, green!

Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! Green!
the lettuce!

He does not believe that before he speaks.
(((the garlic repeats me!)))
He not