With the short week and the end of the month rush, I almost forgot that today is Friday and time for our new feature, Corzine's Failures
Every Friday until November 6 we will have a Corzine's Failures post that will include all the previously listed failures. November 6, 2009 will be the last day of the game when we enter the final entry: "Corzine failed to get re-elected."
Last week we got off to a good start with the following failures listed:
Corzine failed to sell our highways and increase tolls 800%
Corzine failed to reduce property taxes "40 in 4."
Corzine failed to ban the bikini wax.
Corzine failed to stop dual office holding as he was too busy being the master of half measures.
Corzine failed to keep the state open, literally.
Corzine failed to control excessive pork and Christmas tree spending, Chris Christie controlled it for him.
Corzine failed to attract jobs to New Jersey, outside of Government jobs.
Remember when Corzine wanted to close Nine State Parks because he couldn't figure out a better place to drop the ax? ... then COAH was looking for "vacant land" to build "affordable houses" on, hrm.
I'm not sure what Christie's plans might be for state parks, but it sounds like Lonegan is looking to build new state parks, maybe even one in Camden...
Corzine has failed at being accountable
Corzine has failed to disclose his emails with Carla.
Corzine failed to get his Katz her distemper shots.
I'll start this week off with the following failures:
Corzine failed to have any influence over the Democratic legislature. Codey and Roberts kept running the show, and half of the 17% sales tax increase went to "Christmas Tree Items."
Corzine failed to get Hillary Clinton nominated for President
Corzine failed to get a job in the Obama administration.
Please add to the list in the comments. Feel free to consult The Corzine Times for material.