The Associated Press has an article today that makes me want to read more about Michael Jackson.
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford said Tuesday that he "crossed lines" with a handful of women other than his mistress -- but never had sex with them.
The governor said he "never crossed the ultimate line" with anyone but Maria Belen Chapur, the Argentine at the center of a scandal that has derailed his once-promising political career.
Hmmm, which former President does that remind you of? I think Sanford was a Congressman who voted to impeach that President for similarly not crossing the ultimate line.
It gets worse.
During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he's trying to fall back in love with his wife.
Just what any wife would want to hear. Can't you imagine Jenny being so happy to hear that he's trying to fall back in love with her, despite that fact that another woman is his soul mate?
SHUT UP MARK! You are not well. Get some professional help and stop talking about this to reporters!
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Great stuff, Art. Thanks for making me laugh today...ha.
Unbelievable.
what a step backward for our much-needed,too-long-in-coming, and supposed, "comeback"..horribly embarasssing for all.. go far away and shut UP, please!..oh, and resign too-Jenny, throw him outa the mansion, meanwhile!!
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