Thursday, August 27, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Christie Spotted Removing Tag from Mattress

Today, it was revealed that Chris Christie was seen removing the tags from the mattresses in his home. A team of investigators searched the Christie residence for the missing tags, but no evidence was found. The New Jersey Democratic State Committee has begun a countdown clock logging the days until the tags are found.

Stay tuned for additional Breaking News Alerts, either straight from the source or from the latest absurd Corzine campaign attack.

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Bea Sena said...

LOL!!!!! Art, you are responsible for the splatters of coffee all over my computer screen!

Great headline.

Art Gallagher said...

I can't take credit for the headline or the content, Bea. It came from the Christie campaign.

I'm happy to see them fighting back with humour.

stopthesocialists said...

Art - I also understand that Christie threw a glass bottle into the regular garbage and not the recycling can.

Anonymous said...

Corzine, Christie, six or a half dozen -- there isn't a dime's worth of difference between any of them. No matter who is elected, my taxes will increase and corruption will continue to run rampant here in New Jersey. You'd be foolish to think otherwise.