BREAKING NEWS: Christie Spotted Taking a Penny, Not Leaving a Penny
This morning, Chris Christie stopped for a bottle of water at his local convenience store. At the cash register, Christie nabbed a penny from the penny tray to cover his $1.36 tab, but did not put a penny back. The Corzine campaign bought their 16th ad space on PolitickerNJ.com to launch a new attack ad asking, "If he'll take your change, what else of yours is really safe?"
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There's more to the story. The penny was really old and scruffy looking. In other words, it was dirty money, wasn't it? So the real story is that Christie was caught taking dirty money!!!
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There's more to the story. The penny was really old and scruffy looking. In other words, it was dirty money, wasn't it? So the real story is that Christie was caught taking dirty money!!!
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