Friday, August 21, 2009

Corzine Beats Christie In Cockroach Race

This just in from The Press of Atantic City:

NEW BRUNSWICK - If you have any faith in the prediction powers of cockroaches, Jon Corzine will win November's gubernatorial election.

A giant hissing Madagascar cockroach representing the Democrat easily beat the one representing his Republican rival on Thursday.

They raced over a six-foot long Plexiglas track during the New Jersey Pest Management Association's annual clinic and trade show in New Brunswick.

While the group acknowledges there's no evidence roaches can predict anything, it hoped the race created excitement about the work pest control professionals perform.

The Christie roach claimed it had been Corzined because it was not informed about the toll increase on the track.

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