Saturday, July 31, 2010

ICYMI: Oregon Authorities Decline to Prosecute Al Gore


Al Gore, the former Vice President of the United States, inventer of the Internet, fabricator of global warming, and a Nobel Prize winner before Obama was, will not be prosecuted for sexual assault in the case of a Oregon massage therapist who claimed he demanded she release his root chakra and otherwise grabbed and groped her.

Kathy Baratta wanted me to tell you.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Art, Do we really care????

Kathy Baratta said...

Art,

Now you're gettin' it. Keep this up and we just might be able to call you fair after all.

KB

Anonymous said...

Hell, he was just trying to save some energy letting his masseuse do it!

Anonymous said...

Looks like the republicans are proving to be their usual disgusting selves !! Rutting around in the gutter and the mud !!! Congratulations you sad ass souls.

Proves just how low you will go and it turns OFF DECENT PEOPLE!!! Party be DAMNED.

Think this is how you get YOUR ROCKS OFF!!

Anonymous said...

Art, please focus on the important issues of the day. Snooki got arrested on Friday. You wouldn't know that to read MMM.

Anonymous said...

Art, I'm glad you posted this and felt it important for us all to know. My mind is now enriched beyond belief....keep up the good work. I don't have to read the Enquirer anymore.

Anonymous said...

Dung dropping for sure !!

Guess you are endeavoring to earn that description of MMM, Art,.

Anonymous said...

Decent people should be desgusted by those in power who abuse it. Wether it be for Money. ,power or sexual gratification.

Anonymous said...

he should stick to eating light bulbs

Anonymous said...

10:21 Pleople in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:52
I do not live in a glass house.

And b/4 you go there what I said goes no matter what party they belong too.

Anonymous said...

OMG, OMG! The Situation was at The Headliner this weekend. OMG!