"UNCLE TEDDY WAS THE MOST FUN AND HE HAD THE BEST COOKIES" - Caroline (what happened to her married name?) Kennedy

By Ronald "Rod" Sterling

Uncle Teddy's cookies were probably laced with hashish.

What a sickening exhibit. Cameramen panning to tear-streaked cheeks in the audience. These are the same guys who specialize at finding good-looking girls with big boobs sitting in the centerfield bleachers at the World Series. Everybody has hands off Teddy on TV this A.M. Everybody wants to pretend this self indulgent, amoral, cowardly, cheating-prone, degenerate, pumpkin-headed tub o' shit with an unlimited appetite for everything, somehow deserves the adulation of the thousands in Denver and the millions watching on TV.

And he is the one charged with the passing of the torch of the Democratic party to Obama. Seems to me he passed it sixteen years ago to another rutting pig. And when Obama drops it in November, which he will, does it go back to the Kennedy clan? Somebody ought to stick that torch right up TK's fat ass.

And did anyone notice that 75' yacht he was sailing? Why is the cost of that not compared with McCains seven kitchen tables?

For hypocrisy, nobody can touch the Dems.

But, I don't wish him to die a painful death.

I wish him to be placed in an overturned '67 Oldsmobile and submerged in five feet of water with the doors locked.

"Rod" Sterling is the Former Mayor of Stafford Township. He is now retired and lives in Virginia with his wife (my cousin) Kathy.