Friday, February 16, 2007

Don't agree with Adam? You're not welcome at Lincoln Day

True to his strategy of creating a smaller but united party over a larger but diverse party, Chairman Puharic has gone public with the "Puharic Doctrine" for the third time this week.

The Puharic Doctrine is that if you do not agree with Adam, you are not a "true Republican."

1)In his Lincoln's Birthday wireside chat about the APP online poll Puharic referred to "one of those anti-Republican blogs posted the poll and told their readers to vote no." Searching the blogs, the only reference to the poll before the chat was issued I could find was here, in the comments. I guess that means that the only blog that Puharic used in his campaign for chairman is now one of those. I suppose that's better than being a terrorist.

2) In his NUTS pronouncement the next day, Puharic said,"Vulnerability assessments were never in question, and every true Republican knew this is the right thing to do." Someone call the Republican National Committee, Puharic has a new litmus test for what it is to be a true Republican.

3) In today's Asbury Park Press, Purharic confirmed that 12th district Senate Candidate Joe Locricchio's ad is not welcome in the Lincoln Day ad journal and that Locricchio is not welcome at the dinner. "He's not welcome in a room full of people who are going to help move the party forward", said Puharic.

Of course, this means that if you do attend the Lincoln Day dinner or advertise in the journal, Adam will declare that you are one of his supporters.

Hmmm, what to do? Stay home and watch 24? Get there early and see what happens when Locricchio shows up? That might be worth the price of admission and you were going to record 24 anyway.

What if you've already sent your money and now you don't feel welcome? Call 732.431.6664 and tell the nice lady that you've changed your mind and want your money back. If your check hasn't cleared you can always stop payment on it as a protest, but you better do it early today as there will no doubt be a rush to the bank to make a deposit today.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

we were going and we are cancelling. what a totally amazing and screwball party adam is making this party.

all but a few nuts are utterly and fundamentally disgusted. this will be the fastest handover of the keys to the hall of records to the democrats we are destined to see in november

(lifelong republican - county committeeman - elected official)