Friday, September 18, 2009

Corzine: "You want a really low unemployment rate, go to North Dakota"

He really said that.

And, notice how enthusiastic his supporters are in the background.



Since it is looking increasingly likely that Jon Corzine will be out of work come January, I went looking for jobs on craiglist-North Dakota for him.

We know he likes government work. There is one job listed:


Since he has a background in finance:

part time opening for Accounts Payable/Payroll Coordinator with future Full Time potential. Ideal candidate will possess excellent organizational, computer, communication and interpersonal skills. Prefer experience in a health care setting. We offer competitive wage & benefit package


Or there is this banking job. He could do that.

Commerial Lender Career Position (Grand Forks Area.)

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Date: 2009-08-19, 2:25PM CDT
Reply to: job-zdzct-1331640333@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Our purpose is to place, paramount banking industry professionals, for the success of all.

If you are a 'seasoned' commercial lending officer and are looking for that next career move, please contact me ASAP.

The 'cliche', Timing is everything - has its place in this equation.

Thank you.



Location: Grand Forks Area.
Compensation: potential $55-65k
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


We know Corzine loves taxes. He would probably love this job:

seasonal tax preparer (Bismarck and Mandan of North Dakota)

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Date: 2009-09-04, 11:25AM CDT
Reply to: libertytax1@midconetwork.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Looking for exprienced tax preparer for tax season 2010. Please e-mail info to us.


Location: Bismarck and Mandan of North Dakota
Compensation: depending on the exprience
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


He missed out on this gig, but maybe there will be another awards benefit soon:

NUDE dancers needed (CAN AD INN)

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Date: 2009-09-01, 2:08PM CDT
Reply to: gigs-hgrdr-1353560844@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Need two dancers for AWARDS BANQUET

LOOKS not as important as attitude and camaraderie! You must be able to DANCE NUDE [participants are mostley over 50] You'll have a great time!

Base pay of $75.00/HR for 3 Hour Min. You are more than welcome to stay as long as you wish. Security will be on SITE.

Event is scheduled for Sept.12 2009 in GF

Please sent Nude Pics for consideration of employment.

Location: CAN AD INN
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Base pay of $75.00/HR NAGOTIONABLE...................


Or, he could be a community organizer:/

Community Relationship Manager, Bismarck (Bismarck, ND)

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Date: 2009-09-17, 5:24AM CDT
Reply to: see below

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Save lives. Fulfill yours.

Would you like a position where you're not sitting behind a desk all day, every day? Would you like to work in a fast-paced and positive environment? If so, we have an open Community Volunteer and Fundraising Relationship Manager position.

COMMUNITY RELATIONSHIP MANAGER
This community-based assignment will build constituent & volunteer capacity for income activities & campaigns & recruit, train and manage volunteers. You'll be visiting various corporations and local businesses to gain sponsorships, visiting your relay sites, meeting with your volunteers, etc.

Qualification requirements include the ability to recruit & train volunteers & implement fundraising activities to meet goals. Other requirements listed below.

Bachelor's degree &/or equivalent experience preferred.
2-3 yrs experience in volunteer management, sales, marketing, fundraising and/or community organization is required.
Excellent verbal, written, interpersonal & computer skills required.
Ability to lift 25 lbs.
Must be willing and able to work some evenings & weekends.
A strong ability to motivate others is a huge plus in this position!
Extensive local travel is also required, so reliable transportation is needed, as well as the ability and willingness to do a lot of driving around your community.

This position is located in Bismarck.
No relocation assistance is provided for this position. If you are not a local applicant, please indicate WHY you are interested in moving and WHEN you would be available to start if chosen for this position.

Starting salary is a firm $32,100/yr with excellent benefits.

The American Cancer Society is committed to equal employment opportunity and to recruiting staff representative of the diverse communities we serve. Thank you for your interest in the American Cancer Society.

If interested, please apply online at http://track.jobviper.com/ViewJob.asp?id=643331-1248-6236


Who knew there was so much opportunity in North Dakota. I'm not so worried about what poor Jon will be doing next year.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

he's just another example of what will rule you when you don't pay attention..keep paying attention, and get rid of this idiot..and, can't blame anyone who'd don a parka and go to North Dakota, or ANYwhere,except maybe,broke Calif...what a mess..

POP said...

Corzine underwhelms me. Bye,bye Governor.