Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Mary Carey for Senate


Michael "A. J. Sparxx" Illions of Conservatives with Attitude is floating former California gubernatorial candidate and porn star Mary Carey as a candidate for U.S Senate.

Adam Puharic wants to screen Carey's genes before committing to a game changing event.

Murray Sabrin wants her to run as a Presidential convention delegate, if she swears she is pro-life.

Tom Wilson is withholding comment pending review of Carey's emails and financial statements.

Eric Pasternack wants to verify Carey's resume.

Jersey Joe Pennacchio is staying above the fray and collecting endorsements.

Gary Coleman is joining the score of NJ Republicans who are muttering about their party's ability to screw up a wet dream.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think she should run as a democrat...we're looking for people too.

I just want to be on the screening committee.

Teddy Roosevelt said...

CLASSIC.
Thanks for the laugh Art.