Government should always work with such efficiency.
I just got a call from the state tax investigator who visited me yesterday giving me a clean bill of health. "You told me the truth, everything is in order," said the nice investigator. "Just one thing, the address on your certificate, is that an old address?" "Yes it is," I replied. "I'll be sending you a new certificate." "Thanks!"
And here I thought I had months of blogging material coming. Oh well, back to our regularly scheduled programing.